Why A Real Spider-Man Could Never Exist, According To Science

Ever since the introduction of Spider-Man as a character in 1962, teenagers the world over have dreamed of the possibility of becoming a superhero. I can't be the only one who has had dreams of flying through the city with web shooters and climbing up walls. We all agree that would be awesome, right? Unfortunately, stupid science has decided to get in the way and make sure we all know how impossible it would actually be. To be clear, nobody has done any research we're aware of on the effects of ...